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Mr. E is a Christian, Husband, Father of 2, former Army Officer and Texas Rangers Baseball fan.

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Name That Movie 2

This is a new and improved version of my name that movie quiz. Just click on the quote and it will link you to the movie, to check your answers. Enjoy. (Click here if you want to take the first Name That Movie Quiz)

1. "Well, think me up a cup of coffee and a chocolate doughnut with some of those little sprinkles on top, just as long as you're thinking."

2. "You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you?"

3. "I'm not a Roman mum, I'm a kike, a yid, a heebie, a hook-nose, I'm kosher mum, I'm a Red Sea pedestrian, and proud of it"

4. "What are you supposed to be, some kind of cosmonaut?"
"No, we're exterminators. Somebody saw a cockroach up on 12."
"That's got to be some cockroach."
"Bite your head off."


5. "Ya know, I was getting along with everything fine. I accepted it, and then you happened! I do not need a reason to be angry with God."

6. "Oh, right. That makes perfect sense. Turn right to go left. Yes, thank you! Or should I say No, thank you, because in Opposite World, maybe that really means thank you."

7. "Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us... In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain...and an athlete...and a basket case...a princess...and a criminal...Does that answer your question?...Sincerely yours______"

8. "Tower, this is Ghost rider requesting a flyby." "That's a negative Ghost rider, the pattern is full."

9. "No, no, Johnny. You cannot count him. You got twelve, they got twelve. The old ladies is just as good as you are."

10. "Rumor has it you killed a man, Billy. You don't seem like the killing sort." "Yeah Billy, What'd you kill him for?" " He was hacking on me."

11. "I want you to listen to me very carefully, Harry. You're not a bad person. You're a very good person, who bad things have happened to. Besides, the world isn't split into good people and Death Eaters. We've all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That's who we really are."

12. "And what are you? So full of hate you want to go out and fight everybody! Because you've been whipped and chased by hounds. Well that might not be living, but it sure as h***ain't dying. And dying's been what these white boys have been doing for going on three years now! Dying by the thousands! Dying for *you*, fool! I know, 'cause I dug the graves. And all this time I keep askin' myself, when, O Lord, when it's gonna be our time? Gonna come a time when we all gonna hafta ante up. Ante up and kick in like men. LIKE MEN! You watch who you callin' nigger! If there's any niggers around here, it's YOU. Just a stupid-a**, smart-mouthed, swamp-runnin' nigger! And if you not careful, that's all you ever gonna be!"

13. "Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain."

14. "That's what you do in a herd: you look out for each other."

15. "Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a d*** what you think you are entitled to."

16. "Since the invention of the kiss there have been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind. The End."

17. "That'll do, pig. That'll do."

18. "Oh! Well don't you expect me to come to one of your churches or one of those tent-revivals with all those Bible-beaters doin' God-only-knows-what! They'd probably make me eat a live chicken!"

19. "Are we to believe that boiling water soaks into a grit faster in your kitchen than anywhere else on the face of the earth?"

20. "If the Witch understood the true meaning of sacrifice, she would have interpreted the deep magic differently. That when a willing victim who has committed no treachery, is killed in a traitor's stead, the stone table will crack, and even death itself will go backwards."

21. Mincayani: "Do it! I killed your father! Do it!" Steve Saint: "No one took my father's life. He gave it."

22. "Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it."

23. "How would you like to spend the next several nights wondering if your crazy, out-of-work, bum uncle will shave your head while you sleep?"

24. "You know, Mrs. Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog, to drive a car - h***, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they'll let any b***-reaming a**h*** be a father."

25. "And cause I was a gazillionaire, and I liked doin it so much, I cut that grass for free."

So? How did you do?

2 comments:

penguinsandladybugs said...

I did worse on this one!! I only got 14 out of 25. I got these numbers right, in case you were wondering: 1, 4, 5, 7, 8, 10, 11, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 23, & 24.

Mr. E said...

Answer Key: (Just in case the links don't work!)

1. The Fugitive
2. Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
3. Monty Python's: The Life of Brian
4. Ghostbusters
5. A Walk to Remember
6. Cars
7. The Breakfast Club
8. Top Gun
9. Arsenic and Old Lace
10. Young Guns
11. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
12. Glory
13. Back to the Future
14. Ice Age
15. A Few Good Men
16. The Princess Bride
17. Babe
18. Steel Magnolias
19. My Cousin Vinny
20. The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe
21. End of the Spear
22. Harvey
23. Uncle Buck
24. Parenthood
25. Forrest Gump